“Now that you're an adult, you might still feel a pang of guilt when you decline a dinner invitation in favor of a good book. Or maybe you like to eat alone in restaurants and could do without the pitying looks from fellow diners. Or you're told that you're "in your head too much", a … Continue reading A Survival Guide For Introverts – Part II
A man walks into a police station and addresses one of the officers at the front desk, "Excuse me, sir. I'm Derek and I'd like to turn myself in". The officer looked dismayed, "Turn yourself in, you say? Like... For a crime?" "Yes sir, I'd like to clear my conscience in servitude to the lord." "Aren't … Continue reading How Do You Like Your Pork?
I thought that I'd tackle another 50 word Thursday challenge, where one's creative prowess is tested with only one picture and one quote to be used for inspiration. The rule is to write a creative work in 50 word increments up to a maximum of 250 words. This week's picture is featured above, and here's the … Continue reading The Wizard’s Elixir – 50 Word Thursday Challenge
The walls are bleeding pretty patterns, As he floats upon a wistful cloud, Those thoughts, becoming scattered, His eyelids, Falling like a shroud. ~ Oh, no! ~ "Did I just smoke too much?", ~ He believed, his limits exceeded, Using this vegetable for a crutch. He has probably 60 minutes, Until he's sober enough to … Continue reading The Haunting’s of Mary-Jane
I've fallen in love with a ghost, She's the one I care for the most. No matter where I am, She's always there. Supports me with this cross I bare. Touches me in places where, Other people aren't aware... ~ My heart, You pervert. ~ Your mind must be full of dirt ~ She also … Continue reading In Love With A Ghost – A Terrible Poem
“Writing is something you do alone. Its a profession for introverts who want to tell you a story but don't want to make eye contact while doing it." ― John Green Introvert Dilemmas An introvert lives in constant peril from the outside world. We are everything that we need in a self-contained little bubble and everything … Continue reading A Survival Guide For Introverts